Real Men Are All Republican

The Republican party has emerged as the party of reason, common sense, maturity, and patriotism. This contrasts with the Democrat party, which now stands for irrationality, foolishness, immaturity, narcissism, histrionics, and self-hatred. Simply put, what we are witnessing today is a party separation into two distinct groups: adults and children. In addition, though, an equally important distinction can be made. Real men are now all aligned with the Republicans, while the rest—weak, effeminate, and ineffectual—support the Democrats. This may be the first time in US history that political party affiliation can be used as a reliable surrogate for masculine and feminine.